(the tickets are now diamonds.)

assvenger:

hxcfairy:

I thought all of the Avengers represented in Joss Whedon’s The Avengers got their fair share of screen time. But lets face it, some got more screen time than others. Vulture went ahead and clocked the screen time of each character in the film just so we could know this useless bit of geek trivia.

Hawkeye: 12:44.
Thor: 25:52.
Bruce Banner: 28:03.
Black Widow: 33:35.
Iron Man: 37:01.
Captain America: 37:42.

(Source)

Bermuda’s valiant attempt at inventing new slang:

You could! If you had as little regard for your own self-respect as Bermuda here! And if you were okay with being pelted by rotten fruit the instant you said it, because no one should let the words “Reborn magic” leave their mouths in any sort of unironic fashion and not expect some sort of justice.

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