Wednesday, May 16, 2012

KHR 385: Amano Puts Me Out of a Job

This is my final review of KHR. Clearly I have become obsolete. WHAT GOOD IS IT WHEN THE MANGA STARTS MAKING FUN OF ITSELF.

PUNS AND EVERYTHING!!

WHAT IS THE USE




Wow. Already this chapter is heads and shoulders above the other one when it comes to frames I’m enjoying staring at!

But on the next page we’re back to ACTION PANELS I DON’T UNDERSTAND AT ALL IN THE SLIGHTEST so let’s just. Skip ahead.



Poor babies, looks like they can’t see a thing either. SOMEONE HOIST THEM UP ONTO THEIR SHOULDERS FOR A BETTER VIEW.



REAP THE WHIRLWIND MOTHERFUCKER. THE ZIGZAGGER HAS BECOME THE ZIGZAGEE! Or… the other way around?? Man, Tsuna is going to be puking his teenage guts out once this thing is done.



BLOOD, WHOA NOW, on a scale of one to ten for how interested I am in this fight, with one being zzz and ten being !!!, I just jumped to a solid eight!

Well now, Sawada Tsunayoshi, it seems like you just fucked up a zombie pretty damn good! And to top it all off, your boss watch didn’t break after all! Reborn, any words from the proud tutor?



oh snap



DOESN’T HE, THOUGH. Really, Tsuna, he’s just keeping you humble. 8/ Everyone else, what did you think of that fine display of shounenship?



I think it’s pretty clear what lesson we’re all supposed to be taking away from this.

—BUT THEN, ALL OF A SUDDEN, A BIGGER BAD APPEARS.



…that eight from before just ramped the fuck up to ELEVEN, WATCH OUT.



OKAY. SO. CRACKING THE FUCK UP OVER HERE AND REGRETTING NOTHING.  I HOPE THAT’S WHAT YOU WERE GOING FOR, AMANO.



fffff DESPERATELY REACHING FOR HIS TINY FOOT, NO NOT HIS REBORN YOU CAN’T TAKE HIS REBORN, GOD DAMN IT AMANO NOW I DON’T KNOW WHAT I SHOULD BE FEELING! LAUGHING, OR ANGST?! EVERY FUCKING WEEK YOU DO THIS, I’VE BEEN MEANING TO HAVE A TALK WITH YOU ABOUT IT, BUT FUCK, TSUNA JUST GOT SUCKED IN TOO… DON’T THINK I’M LETTING YOU OFF EASY!! I JUST. HAVE TO CLICK TO THIS NEXT PAGE. DAMN YOU.



Well that explains the way you just stood there doing nothing like it was just the most BORING THING EVER, getting sucked into a big boring ol’ black hole. “ENMA DID THIS LAST ARC. YAWN.”



“OH. WELL I JUMPED IN AFTER YOU BECAUSE I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO FUCKING DIE OR SOMETHING, BUT, OKAY. NO BIG.”




WELL NOW. THE TRUTH ABOUT THE ARCOBALENO… LOOKS SUSPICIOUSLY SCIENCEY.

…IF IT’S MATH, GUYS. I’M OUT.

Notes

  1. rikudera said: I’m so excited for the next chapter! I love finding out secret stuff! And charts! /Gokudera moment
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