KHR 394: Gokudera’s Ned Stark Impression
SOMETHING HAPPENED IN THIS CHAPTER. If you’ve read it, then you already know I plan to never shut up about it! LET THE GAMES BEGIN.
Chill out there, Jager, no need to… lose your head.
Those are some loud-ass watches.
Just leaving these here for now. We will come back to these handsome panels in just a little bit.
"DEFINITELY REAL. DEFINITELY. FOR SURE." Did anyone else figure it out just from this panel? Like, what a ridiculously random thing to make a note of otherwise. I wish Jager had stopped to give him a really withering look later on in this chapter. "Oh, I see. The REAL THING, huh? :|"
"Eh. Life. Who needs it."
Guys, is. Is Jager actually one of those preachy villain types? Even though he’s a zombie? IS HE A MONOLOGUE-ER. PREACHY ZOMBIE. Just… I don’t even know what to think about that.
THEN, THIS HAPPENED.
YOU GUYS I COULD DESCRIBE MY REACTION IN DETAIL, BUT
…ACTUALLY, YES, LET ME DESCRIBE MY REACTION TO YOU IN DETAIL. THESE ARE MY EXACT THOUGHTS IN ORDER, FROM A VERY RELIABLE SOURCE (ME).
1. WHAT WHY OH MY GOD BUT, WHY
2. OH MY GOD HIS BEAUTIFUL HEAD
3. EVEN THOUGH IT IS CLEARLY A FAKE!!
4. BUT WHY GOKUDERA?!!?!
5. SERIOUSLY HE JUST LUNGED RIGHT FOR GOKUDERA, LIKE DIDN’T EVEN GIVE THE OTHERS A SECOND GLANCE. FOR WHATEVER REASON, AND GOD ONLY KNOWS WHAT IT WAS, THIS MOTHERFUCKER TOOK ONE LOOK AT GOKUDERA HAYATO AND THOUGHT “FUCK, I’M LOPPING OFF THIS FUCKER’S HEAD. RIGHT NOW! JUST CLEAN OFF! JAGER DON’T PLAY!” AND THEN HE DID IT OH MY GOD
6. BUT WHAT A BEAUTIFUL “OH SHIT” FACE DERA MADE FIRST, THOUGH! GODDAMN, HEART, LET ME CHECK IN WITH YOU REAL QUICK, ARE YOU OKAY? OKAY, GOOD
7. AMANO’S NOT SO GOOD AT DRAWING FLYING HEADS, IT’S TOO BIG AND IT KIND OF LOOKS LIKE A TRUFFULA TUFT?? BUT WHATEVER
AND ON AND ON YOU GET THE POINT
TO RECAP: THEY MADE ROBOT CLONES OF EVERYONE. THAT JUST BECAME CANON IN OUR STRANGE, STRANGE LITTLE SERIES, LADIES AND GENTS.
At this point in time I would like everyone to please scroll back up to those pictures I posted earlier in this review! Knowing what we know now, can we please just all stop and take a moment to appreciate the incredible fucking detail that went into these things? Guys. THESE ARE ROBOTS. You know what this means?? They built FUCKING ROBOT CLONES OF EVERYBODY. IN LESS THAN A DAY. AND STILL WENT THROUGH THE TROUBLE OF MAKING THEM INCREDIBLY HOT.
Also, holy shit there are hot robot clones of everyone that look, sound, and even HEARTBEAT exactly like the real thing. UM. I need one of these. For. …science.
(Seriously, I wouldn’t even do anything dirty with them, I swear. I’d just take my robot cloney Gokudera and Yamamoto and watch them pedal around on a tandem bike.)
I bet Verde made a hot robot clone of Reborn’s TYL self anyway, though. Also for science.
And they even programmed them to leave creepy unsettling dying robot messages asdfkasjdflakjflks. “TSUNA. GUY KILLED ME, TSUNA. HE KILLED ME WITH A SWORD. HOW WEIRD IS THAT.”
Oh look we’re at the last page already that was fast.
So apparently all the guys with flames on their forehead went and FORMED A CLUB, for FLAMEY FOREHEAD GUYS ONLY. So elitist! On the bright side, it means Basil gets to be there, which is fun. MAYBE NEXT WEEK WE’LL SEE A DOLPHIN FIGHTING A ZOMBIE.
Also, so does this mean they gave Basil their last watch? Seeing as Team Colonnello was disqualified, I can’t imagine Basil would still be allowed to legally compete otherwise. (ETA: Oh and also, Enma. Derp.) Not that they’re really, you know. Caring about that. But still! …Also, come to think, did they give their hot robot selves decoy watches? Guess Bermuda didn’t notice that either, HEY BERMIE, I GOT A ROLEX I WOULD LIKE TO SELL YOU.
Well anyway, fingers crossed that these guys won’t go and get themselves guillotined next week too.
(Because that’s no way to get ahead in life.)
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- rikudera said:Omg I always die at your reviews but ROBY CLONES
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- g-isabellae said:Oh wow, it really does look like a truffula tuft!
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