Two scientists walk into a bar
The first scientist says ‘I’ll have a glass of H2O”
The second scientist says ‘I’ll have a glass of water too. Wh… why did you say H2O? Like, I know it’s the chemical formula for water and all, but it’s the end of the day and there’s really no need to intentionally over-complicate things like that in a situation outside of work”
The first scientist stares at his drink, angry that his assassination plan has failed.
mmmmm those are the feet of a sexy mafia boss
TYL-Tsuna, i know your hair sticks up like a dandelion, but stop trying to blend in omg plz get out of the tree tsuna plz is that fucking necessary
I WAITED, AMANO……….I WAITED.
AMANO YOU JERK
- asami: you kissed korra?????
- mako: she kissed me first!!!!!
- asami: but you kissed her back didn't you?
- mako: i...i...
- asami: how was she?
- asami: is she a good kisser?
- asami: does she use a lot of tongue?
- asami: is her lips soft?
- asami: maybe i should kiss her
- asami: i want her lips all over me
- asami: i think she'd be great in bed
- asami: i'd rip her clothes off and make sweet sweet love to her
- asami: get outta town mako we're over