KHR 409: So What’s Up with Florida Anyway?
Seriously, it’s been more than 48 hours since those polls closed and they still don’t have a projected winner! Wild, right? These crazy seniors and their absentee ballots.
…Okay fine, we might as well quit avoiding the subject and just dive on in, then.
KHR 408: Full Moon over Troubled Waters
Sorry this review is so belated; as I mentioned on Wednesday I was out of town last week. I’m back now, however, and more than ready to point out that all of Tsuna’s dying will expressions
in this chapter
you guys I can’t
KHR 407: A Mild Conundrum
or, I guess, we could go with that title. That works too.
Except the thing is, I was sitting here reading this, and I was all like, “OH MY GOD IS REBORN FINALLY GOING TO MAKE TSUNA CHOOSE BETWEEN BEING A MAFIA BOSS AND… NOT… BEING ONE?” and I got all excited and also nervous because IS IT ENDING IS IT ENDING IS IT
and then of course it turns out that the actual plot of this chapter is “Reborn tries to get Tsuna laid”
Sometimes there is just this dissonance between me and this series, man, I don’t even know.
KHR 406: PSA
THE VARIA ARE ON THE LOOKOUT FOR ORGAN DONORS, AND FOR SOME REASON I GET THE DISTINCT IMPRESSION THAT “WILLING” ISN’T NECESSARILY A QUALIFICATION THEY CARE ABOUT
I THINK THIS WARRANTS SOME CONCERN. EVERYONE PLEASE GO MAKE SURE YOUR DOORS ARE LOCKED, RIGHT NOW.
PLEASE TAKE APPROPRIATE ACTION TO PROTECT YOURSELF AND YOUR LOVED ONES. BUDDY SYSTEMS, CURFEWS. MAKE SURE ALL YOUR SMOKE ALARMS HAVE BATTERIES.
THIS IS WHAT WE TRAINED FOR, PEOPLE
KHR 405: The Past and Future of Tri-ni-Sette
THAT’S ACTUALLY THE REAL CHAPTER TITLE, I DIDN’T CHANGE IT BECAUSE WELL. IT’S KIND OF EXCITING ISN’T IT?
I mean damn, this oughta be good! SPOILERS, THE TRI-NI-SETTE ARE ACTUALLY AMANO’S HORCRUXES. And Squalo is actually the last horcrux, that’s why he apparently doesn’t die no matter what you do to him.
KHR 404: This is Gonna Be a Problem
I still can’t brain
how do you write a chapter recap without think
KHR 403: This is Some Bullshit
So let me get this straight, Amano. You had a chapter that featured Adult!Reborn and included a foolproof canon excuse to make Tsuna’s pants LITERALLY FLY OFF, and instead you give us this.
Way to spoil a perfectly excellent joke.
KHR 402: Reborn’s Handsome Friend
SO YEAH. THIS IS BASICALLY JUST GOING TO BE AN ADULT!REBORN APPRECIATION POST.
I HEAR HIS FEDORA’S INSURED FOR $10,000
“ONE TIME HE SHOT ME IN THE FACE.
“IT WAS AWESOME.”
KHR 401: ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD
I WAS STILL STARING AT THAT GIF
KHR 400: KHR 400
So eight years and 20 score chapters ago, Amano set out on a journey. A journey to create the greatest… to create a manga. Well, folks, let’s see how far we’ve come.
That… actually seems about right.
KHR 399: Handsome Man Redux
“Also by far the most modest. Gosh I’m just so great.”
KHR 398: Shark Week
What’s that you say? Shark Week was last week? Well thank you, Mister-or-Miss Discovery Channel Expert, but as it happens, I knew that already! And apparently so did Amano.
Guys, can we just like maybe pretend that this was a special edition 13-page “lite” chapter and everything wrapped up neat and tidy and all we had to worry about was the now-standard-issue dismemberment?
Need a hand there, Xanxus? Hahaha. Ha.
KHR 397: I Was at the Beach
Because it was the weekend, Jump. Who the hell releases shit on the weekend? If you hate me, you can just admit it to my face, you know. No need to sneak behind my back and quietly update while I’m away being smacked in the face by waves and also accidentally by my brother who got a little too excited by said waves.
Anyway yeah this recap is late whoops.
KHR 396: NO YOU CAN’T
NOT THE C.A.I. NOT MY BABY OH WHY
I LIKED IT BETTER WHEN THEY WERE CHOPPING OFF HIS HEAD
KHR 395: More Dismemberment
XANXUS YOU DONE GOT DARTH MAULED ON US
IT’S LIKE HE’S HALF THE MAN HE USED TO BE
wait come back I’ll stop I promise sob